Matrix Script

Ok..this is a script I made for the matrix. It's a shortened version. So don't expect it to be good. It's just something to show up so that I can have time to put in my story cause right now it's in a state of sucky errors! fun! anways here goes!

T3h Matrix

Computer:(Typed) Wake up Neo. T3h matrix has you.
Neo:Holy Shit!! Someone's hacking into my computer. I wonder what else it has to say...
Computer:Follow the rabbit.
knock on door.
Guy:(Through Door) Where's The MS Paint program I wanted?
Neo:(Goes to book and pulls out a minidisk) Got it! *Gives to guy*
Guy: Hey man, you're the biggest nerd ever. You need to go clubbin'
Girl: Yeah. Come clubin' wit' us.
Neo notices rabbit tattoo. Camera zooms on rabbit tattoo.
Neo:Rabbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiit. . .


Scene 2
Guy:Mr. Anderson. Sign here
Neo:*signs name*
Exit fed ex guy
Neo:mmmmm pizza in a bag....huh? *phone drops out* This isn't a pizza!
Phone rings
Neo:Hello!
Morpheus:The fuzz is after you, Neo. Jump out a window!
Neo:*Drops phone out window* No.

Scene three
Smith: Mr. Ander-Neo. You're hacking our system. But we want to know where morpheus is..
Neo:*Middle fingers Smith* STFU stu!
Smith:We have ways of dealing with hippies like you.*Bugs Neo*
Neo: *wakes up in bed doing the typical nightmare thing.* Daymn! What was I on when this happen?!

Scene 4
Neo waitning on street curb. Cars pull up
Trinity:Get in Neo
Neo gets in car.Woman points gun at Neo
Trinity:We're gonna play doctor before you meet morpheus*forces neo to take off his shirt*
Neo:Whats that thing?
Trinity: It's a vacuum cleaner. It's gonna suck out the bad voodoo.tracking...tracking...Aha! Found it! Rrrrgh! Damn Voodoo bug!! ....Gotcha!*bug gets sucked in*

Scene 5
Morpheus:I found these two pills while I was staring at this mirror. You can have this one.*Neo takes opposite pill* Hey! That's mine!
Neo swallows pill
Morpheus:Damn...that one was my favorite...Anyways Neo. We need to strap you to our homemade eletric chair.
Neo:Will it hurt?
Morpheus:Nope...Not one bit.
Neo:Sweeeeeeet. *Hooks himself up* Hey is this that the mirror from Alice in wonderland *pokes mirror* What sort of crack induced dream am I in this time?
Morpheus:Quick! Flick the switch!

Scene 6-First entrance into the matrix
Morpheus:Neo, we're going to see the oracle
Neo:The whatta?
Morpheus:The fortune teller...
Neo:Does that mean circus?
Morpheus: ...yes...
Neo:AL-RIGHT!!!
Walks up to door. Opened by Oracle
Oracle:Only Neo can enter Morpheus-sweety, you'll have to get your cookie later.
Morpheus:(muttering) Damn...
Goes to Oracle's kitchen
Oracle:Neo, I can predict the future. You will let morpheus die only for you to rescue him later
Neo:Awesome diddily possum.
Oracle:You're not paying attention to me are you?
Neo:Yes I was. I'm going to save the world!
Oracle:Good enough. Now get OUT!!!

Scene 7
Neo and co. walks through corridor
Cat crosses by. Neo watches cat
Cat:'sup Neo?
Neo:Weird..talking cat
Trinity:What?
Neo:I never knew cats could talk in the matrix.
Camera zooms on Morpheus's head
Morpheus:It's a glitch...We must escape!
Mouse:But the windows are blocked sir!
Morpheus:Damn. There goes our window escape. Well then, to the sewers! Quickly
Moprheus breaks open a wall and moves downward. Everyone follows.
Morpheus:Now remembeer, if we make noise...bad things happen...
Neo:but you just made a-
Hand comes through wall and grabs morpheus and pulls him out
Neo:Holy Shit!
Neo gets pulled down. Bunch of cops go in and beat up morpheus.racism rises.


Scene 8
Trinity:Operator. Where's the nearest phone?
Tank:Uhhh...I dunno..look in that abandoned shop
Group go through abandoned shop with a conveniently operational phone. Waits for phone call. Don't know that Tank got shot.
Phone rings
Trinity:Tank?
Cypher:N-ope. Guess again
Trinity:Uhhhh...Cypher?
Cypher:Yu-up! Watch this cool trick I learned!
One party member falls dead
Neo:OMG!
Cypher:This one's cooler! watch!
Second party member falls dead
Neo:omFg!
Cypher:Guess who's next?
Trinity:Neo?
Cypher:*about to pulls Neo's cable* Uhhhhhh...no...*goes to Trinity's body* Sooo. Whatcha Wearin?
Tank shoots cypher. Brings Trinity out of matrix, and promptly dies
Trinity brings Neo back.
Neo: Why'd you do that? I was just going back in there anyways.
Trinity: huh?
Neo:I'm gonna save Morpheus! You comin'?
Trinity:Fo' sho'

Scene 9
Agent Smith:Morpheus...You know what? I don't like you. And you don't like me. So let's make this quick. Zion codes. Now.
Morpheus only stares. Gets injected with..something...
Agent Smith: I dunno what they put in you, but it can't be good. So why don't you tell me the damn codes!!
meanwhile...
Guard:Ok.Would you remove any metal objects and* Neo opens trnch coat and shhots guard with submachine gun.
Insert massive kickass fight scene. End with Neo and Trinity blowing up the first floor.
Back at the top
Smith:What was that?
Agent:It seems that the first floor got blown up
Agent 2:They're trying to rescue him.
Smith:Kill them
Rooftop fight scene. Agent dies...y'know..that scene where Neo does the back breaking bullet dodge..that shouldve killed him
Trinity:New operator. Gimme the download on helicopter piloting
Both enter helicopter and fly to floor outside with machine gun aimed at room. Surprisingly nothing hits Morpheus
Morpheus:*Eyes rolling back to head* I AM HUUUUUUULK!!!!!! *breaks handcuffs and starts running towards helicopter. Agent Smith shoots through wall conveniently hitting Morpheus foot at the very moment of jumping. Neo catches morpheus and they fly away to a random rooftop.

Scene 10
Morpheus,Trinity and Neo make it to subway. Morpheus and Neo make it through. Agent smith enters before Neo could escape
Smith:Mr. Neo-son. It seems we meet again. Now, I'm supposed to make a strange analogy to this current predicament and begin firing a pistol at you. However, I'm going to skip the analogy and go straight into shooting.
Smith begins to fire at Neo. Neo runs and responds with cover fire, and like all action movies, both completely waste their guns. They throw the aside and fight hand-to-hand. Neo ends up about to get decapitated via a magical subway train.
Smith. This is the end. Mr. Ander-Neo
Neo:My name.Is Tom!*lifts Smith off the ground and throws him into a trash can, then proceeds to run away.*
Insert chase scene with random object thrown at agents.
Neo:Operator, Where's the nearest phone?!
Operator:Uhh...you're holding it Neo..
Neo:Where's the nearest USABLE phone
Operator:You're holding it Neo.
Neo:DAMMIT! WHERE"S THE NEAREST PHONE I CAN GET OUTTA THE MATRIX FROM?!?!
Operator: Why didn't you say that in the first place? It's to the right of the hallway you're about to enter. I can see the phone but I can't see the agent guarding inside so you're safe to open the door.
Neo opens door. Smith shoots him in the chest five times
Smith:You think this damn thing could be accurate if a program designed to kill resistance forces was made specifically for shooting and dodging. Oh well.
Neo stares at Smith. Smith walks to other end of hall. Neo gets up. Smith and two agents spray bullets in Neo's direction. Neo does the stop thing. Bullets stop in mid-air.
Neo: Hey! I'm a traffic control guy! Touches bullet. All fall down shortly after.
Neo:If I can do that..then maybe I can do...THIS! *flies into smith. Smith's head explodes. Whole hallway distorts. Agents run like a panzy.

T3h 3n|).